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Mari

My bestfriend the best person on earth that understands me and loves me unconditionally I'm so grateful and happy i have a bestfriend like them i will always remember everything they did for me thank you so much for worrying about me cheering me up like no body else could ever cheer me up like "have you ate chelsea" nah fr cause this idiot Literally brings up inside jokes instead of actually nice words😢 you are the reason why I'm so happy and I don't even know how lucky i am but I'm grateful she is the best person on this world and nobody can change that they can try and I'll gladly watch them fail i love her so much they r always letting me rant if anybody dares to judge her 1v1 me I'll bring every weapon i can and i will slit your throat
E:Oh whos mari?

R:oh mari?,
E:yeah you always talk about them.
R:all i can say is they r the best person ever.
by gwatt October 2, 2021
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Mari

Mari is sooper cool and hot. Jk. She is a huge butt nugget and she is just the silliest.

Maris often are born with red hair and are sooper dooper tall. They are huge cakes of cake. They also have butt chins and bindis. They like to draw on magazines and generally vandalize public property. Maris are huge butts. They are dumb.

WATCH OUT!
AHMAHGAD! SOMEONE TOTALLY DREW ON MAH NOTEBOOK!

I bet you it was Mari. Chuckle chuckle.
by Tortellini February 5, 2013
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mari

mari : (adjective) ; used to describe a noun that is disabled and or illiterate
“that’s a mari right there she can’t even type”
by bazookaking April 2, 2020
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Marie

A favorite middle name amongst white parents. When guessing a white girl's middle name, there will be an 85% chance it's Marie.
"We just found out it'll be a girl, we're thinking either Paisley Marie or London Marie!" Gushed Stacy as she poured another cup of sweet tea.

Marie is a generic white girl's middle name.
by daffodil 🌼 May 14, 2020
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mari

1. a type of fish. found in wild rivers can be up to four feet long.

2. as slang can refer to a giant monster. this comes from the fish, and how big it is compared to other fish.
1. My dad caught a mari on our last fishing trip, the thing was huge.
2. That mari asked me out to prom, but he's so big and scary i don't want to go with him. he'll probably just take me to his cave.
by minom001 June 8, 2011
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mary

Can mean forever virgin or forever slut. Depends on preferred choice of view.
Or a girl who gets confused wih words like ootay, depruded, and deflowering. And is sexually confused alot.
My God, your being such a friggin' Mary right now.

I consider myself a Mary, how about you?
by amarai May 12, 2008
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Marie

She's very pretty and smart loves to sing and dance!. Loves her brother, always forgives and passion about life and witty! A little silly and fun loving! Not the one who starts to talking in a group. But with friends she is always showing off in a nice way and you know you love her!!
Marie kind girl that lives next door that you never talk to.
by Jonny's sister December 28, 2020
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