Mosquito Foreplay

Going at it with two straws at a strawberry daquerie in a Mexican restaurant.

Doyle and Victoria's mosquito foreplay lead to a sticky mess at Pueblos.

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodJew October 30, 2014

mosquito machine gun

getting humped in the arm by a man with a tiny dick

Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?

Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.

by casserole surprise November 4, 2014

mosquito

Ass hole that is more annoying than that one kid in school who's only dialogue is "gay" when you interact with it.

I was having a nice day until a mosquito bit me. What an asshole.

by hasdu July 5, 2014

masque

1.) A mask worn to a masquerade ball or party, usually worn with a killer costume.
2.) Short for masquerade.

She wore the most beautiful masque; it matched her costume well and she looked like a faery.

by The Quiz-Trivian-Naire July 30, 2015

mosquito booty

A girl that has such a small ass, she can only take a skinny dick in her anal canal.

Silk has a mosquito booty; her backside is so flat that her ass can only get pounded by a blade of grass.

by Allenrayall December 4, 2015

Mosquito

A bug that annoys everyone.

Friends: Damn Omar you are a fucking mosquito today

by Handle68 May 21, 2016

Mosquito

Somebody thats u call when they're being annoying

Stop being such a mosquito

by Dick tsunami December 30, 2016