Missouri buttwipe

When you wipe your butt on a ginger friend and turn their hair go from red to brown.

I want to do the Missouri buttwipe to my ginger friend.

by Dkhuame August 7, 2024

Missouri caterpillar

Putting a caterpillar egg in your urethra, when you see it start to crawl out masturbate until you cum out the caterpillar

I tried to Missouri caterpillar last week but it died inside

by anonymous November 26, 2024

Missouri Western University

A sad D2 college that does very little of anything. There isn’t much alcohol, nor many girls. Just depressed and high students.

Damn you went to Missouri Western University this weekend? Why’d you do that to yourself?

by Boof lord September 20, 2019

missouri boat ride

In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.

"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"

by joseywales1331_1 May 14, 2023

Missouri Muskrat

When during sex, the male slides his scrotum into his partner's anus and once the rectal muscles close the male will try to pop his genitals out. Like a muskrat pushing its head through a hole in the ground.

Eddie wanted to attempt a "Missouri Muskrat" with his girlfriend Janice.

by MrKumquats June 20, 2016

Missouri windchime

Like alabama windchimes, except you use mormons.

Mark-Hey Dave, i like your Missouri windchimes over there
Dave-Thanks Mark, I made them last week

by Kill the mormons June 14, 2018

Hamilton Missouri

A place to be bullied and stalked by quilters

I went to Hamilton Missouri and got bullied and stalked by quilters.

by Bobbyjoe05 September 7, 2021