Hamilton Missouri

A place to be bullied and stalked by quilters

I went to Hamilton Missouri and got bullied and stalked by quilters.

by Bobbyjoe05 September 7, 2021

Missouri McFlurry

The act of a woman (or man) defecating in a public restroom while giving a man oral sex.

Person 1: "Bro, you'll never guess what happened!"
Person 2: "No, probably not."
Person 1: "I just got a Missouri McFlurry from this old lot lizard in the Flying J bathroom as a trade for some meth I got from a truck driver."
Person 2: "You need help, dude."

by barry mcchocheiner September 8, 2021

Missouri Color Run

The act of the woman or man laying faceup with their mouth full of dry Koolaid mix. While a man squats over him/her mouth reverse cowgirl direction dunking his nuts in the colorful mix and releasing a simultaneous fart right above their nose. Causing her to have a coughing fit and release clouds of colorful dust while you run away.

I just shaved my nuts for the Missouri color run

by mydogtheasshole September 3, 2021

The Missouri StenchPit

The act of shitting into somebody’s armpit and licking it dry.

Joseph: Yoo Edon wanna do a The Missouri StenchPit

Edon: Yes but I wanna be the shitee okay

Joseph: Alright time too shit on your pits

by NuttButt_real June 12, 2021

Missouri Fist Bump

When your fisting your girl in the vagina your buddy starts to fist her anus so that your fist bump

Hey man you down to missouri fist bump the girl I met at the bar.

by Stupid Pipe layer November 22, 2024

Missouri caterpillar

Putting a caterpillar egg in your urethra, when you see it start to crawl out masturbate until you cum out the caterpillar

I tried to Missouri caterpillar last week but it died inside

by anonymous November 26, 2024

Missouri marshmallow

When a man ejaculates into a shot glass and freezes it, then places it it his partners hot chocolate.

“I don’t want you to burn your tongue babe, heres a Missouri marshmallow”

by Capt. KW June 17, 2025