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matti

a procrastinating fat-ass that will constantly look at his phone for an excuse to not do his work
Stop being a matti.
by aditya's classmate February 7, 2019
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Matti

Matti is a guy who genuinely cares about others and their needs. He is always there to help someone out if they need it. Matti may be hard to read and seems to be a “flirt”, but in the end he just wants to help everyone. Matti tends to be a very attractive person and loves to play sports. He enjoys spending time with friends and can often times be found listening to country music. Matti is all around a great guy and his personality is one to top.
Did you see Matti talking to that girl?

Matti is really supportive and has helped me through a lot.
by yeah we get it February 18, 2019
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Matty Patty

A slop of sorts, performed by guys named Matt in a sexual sense. Really indescribable and can only be reinacted in person and not by work of mouth.
Can you believe Merrissa got a Matty patty last night? Yeah I heard about it and am kind of interested. Matt is kinda hot now.
by Hardened Criminal September 1, 2022
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matty

cutest guy around

super tall and funny

colorado kid
matty is so perfect
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matty b raps

matty b raps is the newest next generation's up coming rapper. when you hear the words "matty b raps sucks" kill that bitch on sight. matty b is bomb af and every needs to know about it. go stream "Ms. jackson" its so good. youll turn into matty b.

ME AND YO DAUWTAH

GOT A SPECIAL THANG GOIN ON

YOU SAY ITS PUPPAY LOVEEEE

WE SAY ITS FULL GROWN
"yo did you hear that sick matty b rap song"
"who tf is matty b raps"
(gets shot)
by biancydonkey September 19, 2022
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Matty

the bestest guy in the world, hard to find, one of a kind
"i wish i could find a guy like matty"
by thatMatthewperson October 3, 2022
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Matty

Meaning: "Mute; Ain't Talking To You". Used in gaming and social situations, "Matty" simply means "butt out".

Mostly used in the context of when you're having a conversation, and a third party (regardless of affiliation) tries to force their way in / interject their opinion.
Bob: "I'm just saying, he had to do what he did to save face."
Dwayne: "He's a multi-millionaire! Suing to 'save face' makes him look like an a-hole."
Fred (a butt-sniffing interloper who only heard the last word of the conversation): "YeAh BuTt-..."
Bob: "MATTY!"
Dwayne: "MATTY!"
Fred (clearly confused by the new, 'hip-to-the-jive' terminology): ....
Dwayne: "...As I was saying, if a celebrity worth multiple-millions of dollars has to sue a 'parody artist' to 'make ends meet'...then they're dumb, and the whole thing is stupid.

Honestly, why did I make up some sort of convoluted scenario in order to post my 'new word' to a public website? What have I become? Is this life? or is this fantasy? (Ha! You thought I'd type / say something else there, didn't you?)

... Aaaaand I bet you're now singing that very song in your head right now, right?

...Oh, you have no idea what I'm talking about? Of course you do.

And so it has been written...

...and if you're trying to "@" me right now, 'Matty' bitches, I ain't talking to you.
by Reavre October 8, 2022
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