Luke

A dumb fucking cunt who always has his dick in his hand and is always looking for another girl to manipulate. He's always pushing his problems on you no matter who you are and will use you and throw you away until he wants something again. He thinks everyone owes him something while also thinking that the world's out to get him.

"oh Luke? Yeah you don't want to get with him, he's manipulative and a horndog."

by Devil's.reject June 19, 2018

The Luke

A mythical creature that spends most of his time drunkenly pounding Silver Shirt.

The Luke again brought Silver Shirt to pound town.

by LuTrev January 19, 2011

Luke

An obese boy who fucks his stomach rolls

Is that a whale or is that Luke

by Fat boi Luke March 6, 2018

luke

One who has mental issues; bipolar disorder. Also, a chronic liar and one that makes up idiotic stories because one thinks it will impress other ones, but ones know that the "luke" is lying. Literal psycho-path.

Did you just see that guy throw that x-box controller at his girlfriend?

Yeah, he's such a freaking Luke.

by peanut brittle October 11, 2008

Luke

A person who is refferd to as a mushroom.

Jenny - That dude a proper Luke!

by Sammmmmm32148451 October 5, 2007

luke

A boy without pubes, with small genitals and a very high voice. Likes to get out his microscopic genitals to unfortunate witnesses and is a lightweight. Takes advantage of drunk woman and masturbates in public.

Ergh, that guy was such a Luke last night...

by shoveitupyourass May 12, 2008

Luke

Backstabbing price of shit. You will put up with his bullshut for 9 years and then he'll stab you in the fucking back

Guy 1: Wow that guys such a douchebag
Guy 2: Yeah, I bet he's a Lukebackstabber
*Luke walks over* Hi, im luke, hey let me fart on you cause that's funny

by Buzz lighttyear May 7, 2018