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Licking the Cactus

Going down on a girl two to three days after she's shaved her junk.
Gwyndolynn forgot to pack her razor, so I was licking the cactus towards the end of the trip.
by Gabe McDanielTrim January 2, 2012
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lacking

/ˈlakɪŋ/
Adjective/noun

A word used to describe someone as incompetent, or in place of them to call them such due to such behaviour or inadequacies
You're lacking.
by IncreaseVocabulary101 June 16, 2021
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page looking

To look at another players side of the screen while playing a splitscreen video game.
Dude stop page looking, thats the only reason why your winning.
by TheLaw32 August 19, 2007
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monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole

An ugly woman with long frizzy hair
Winsome was the spitting image of a monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole.
by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009
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toe licking

toe licking is jakes favorite thing to do.
by Swagman1839 January 2, 2016
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Ass licking

- Obvious definition: licking the ass of someone in a sexual way!
- Slang: when you do everything for someone to appease to their whims
Most of my coworkers' ass licking, going around gassing up the boss and complement his nonsense orders.
by LexicalBoomer February 2, 2020
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got me looking stupid

Don't be left looking stupid 👇👇👇
When someone your in any type of relationship with makes you think you two are together when really they have their own intentions of messing around with someone else But don't tell you.

Closely associated with cheating on someone without their knowledge anytime soon.

Signs involve :

1.Not wanting to talk to you as much when you know he/she don't got nothing better to do. Especially if he/she was clingy at first.
2. When you ask what you doing and he/she says nun of your business.
3. They don't let you see their phone.
4. Saying their phone is always bout to die or their moms calling.

Ways to resolve it: If you do manage to see their phone because they let you they probably deleted the messages or dms. But if you check calls and ft there will probably be something there.
Your checks have to be anonymous because if they feel your catching on they will be more careful about their choices. If you do find out don't waste no fucking time check that ass and if they aren't at your knees begging for you to take them back then they don't care about you. And begging right when they get caught doesn't count because that means they sorry they got caught. Wait a few hour, days maybe.

If your like me they only get one chance for fuck up, any time after that you gotta kick them to the kirb.
For example: I hope my girl friend don't got me looking stupid because last I checked we were together.

Example 2 no sentence- when your with a girl and everyknows your with her but when your not around she's kissing and hugging on other people thus got you looking stupid.
by A1dk March 24, 2017
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