llama spit

only the absolute funnyest thing that can happen to someone else.

bob: HAHAHAHAHAHA you just got llama spit on you HASHAAHAHHAHAHA

jon: its not funny *sadness*

by screamer36432 July 22, 2011

forrest llama

not as cool as forrest cows but still pretty cool! they can spit super hard. they usually try to fart on forrest cows. they can grow and shape shift in... necessary places. they can time travel, turn colors... only green though. the only time they ever go into the forrest is when they are chasing the forrest cow. they have super speed but are not as fast as forrest cows. they get strength from eating dirty diapers from the trash! and you can usually find them hiding in your closet, trash can, under lamp shades, and in your refridgerator.

persona 1: hey did you see the forrest llama that was in my trash yesterday?
persona 2: yeah he turned green! what does that mean?
persona 1: idk but it was really coolio bro!
persona 2: ikr! hey lets go take a shower!
persona 1: ok... can we take it in the pool?
persona 2: sure!

by el-em-en-oh-que December 20, 2009

Llama Juice

1.juice made out of llama body parts

2.dick/ding a ling😄

1.ooh I love this llama juice
2.put ur llama inside of me

by Llama power June 11, 2016

bob the llama

Bob the llama is great can assure when you accosiate with Bob the llama

Bob the llama is Bob the llama

by Uhhhhhh2121 June 19, 2018

Wally the llama

Born in NYC, but came to Melbourne, Wally is a legend among llamas world wide. He is a quarter Aussie, American, Dutch and German.

Wally the llama is having fun in Melbourne

by DutchPrince December 29, 2008

llama hole

A very hairy vagina, to the point where it resembles the fur of a llama.

I thought I was getting lucky, but when I saw that llama hole, I hauled ass out of there.

by GodliestHardware January 05, 2015

llama fucker

this term means that a male person inserts their penis into the male llamas ass or the female llamas vagina...

i stuck my penis into a llamas rectum...

by joe carey June 06, 2004