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Life

75 to 100 years of pain and suffering, usually filled with the world making you unimportant to them and suicide being the way out
hmm... life, what a horrible thing
by FUUUUUUUUUU.... February 15, 2021
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life

Pointless things people do between ejaculations.
Speaker 1: "My Grandma is 110 years old."
Speaker 2: "What a long life!"
by Tired of life December 28, 2016
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life

life is a lot like a penis soft, straight and hanging free until a women comes along and makes it hard
by easy way out June 9, 2018
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No Life

Originally a term for NEETs and shut-ins that do not even have a shard of personal or social interactions with people they have known or know outside of online communities. In modern times, the phrase is frowned upon, and those who say it are immediately considered to be immature or egotistical. This is because of an abundance of children on the internet repeatedly and obnoxiously using the word as an insult, regardless of whether or not they do "have a life."
(During an online chat, someone asks the users what they enjoy personally.)
Person 1: I personally enjoy playing video games. I even have a collection of them!
Person 2: LOL, VIDEO GAMES? You have no life!
Person 1: Actually, I do have a life, so fuck off, you fucking 11 year old.
by Baconpower December 4, 2016
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Life

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Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, calculated by an enormous supercomputer named Deep Thought over a period of 7.5 million years.
by 8173t492837dhwudnhwkj June 23, 2021
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life

why tf did i have to be born?!
life is a bitch and we all know it too.
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Life

I have a life
by Dictionary changer February 27, 2019
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