Lease-a-Lobe

When you pay a condescendingly small denomination of money to a dumb hipster girl to stick your dick in the hole of the loose hanging flesh that comprises her previously-gauged earlobe.

Can't get that annoying hipster girl to give up the pussy? Ever tried to lease-a-lobe?

by HeyitsGinoB69 October 28, 2015

lesser brain

Lesser brain, slang for a man's penis or lusty thoughts.

That man only thinks with his lesser brain.

by Brody's girl March 16, 2017

Leafsexual

Any man who watched the Ryan Leaf E:60 report

He was so bored he cared about the Ryan Leaf E:60 and became a Leafsexual

by cTurn33 May 27, 2017

Lepseye

Lepseye- Anything that's at the perfect angle ands spot

"this picture is lepseye perfect!"

by Mizter.J July 31, 2017

lersean

A super cutie, with multiple sexy partners, lies a lot, but otherwise she can be the sweetest thing since slice bread, she’ll rock your world

Lerseannn ❗️

by hottiessest November 1, 2017

lefuse

An extreme vegan alternative to lettuce. Grown in western Pennsylvania near the Pittsburgh region. High in vitamins and minerals, it also works well in baby foods.

We had to go to Riverside Grocery Market to get some lefuse for dinner tonight.

by EpicNewWords November 16, 2017

lesser equivalent

An object that is the equivalent to something but is viewed as a lesser amount or importance

That lecture about manifest destiny was the lesser equivalent of crap

by [e-mail] February 12, 2018