Lance Syndrome

Refers to being an inbred liptard with down syndrome. Sadly, this is a lifetime disease. This disease is only associated with people named " Lance ".

Hey look at that guy! He's got that Lance Syndrome.

by InbredBreeder September 15, 2023

Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.

-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...

by neobwa October 22, 2014

mutton lance

Erect penis

Danny was hoping to impale Wendy on his 'mutton lance'

by RickTick66 June 13, 2017

lance larock

A large wild animal. Often found in northern wisconsin. Commonly known for sticking things in its ass, and mates with close relatives. Often times they abandon their young, only to adopt other creatures as young, as long as the mother has an income ( sticks berries or rocks.) the life expectancy is not known but known to be short due to its inability to support itself. Do not approach if seen your butthole will be in danger

I saw a lance larock fornicating its cousin

That lance larock stuck a whole tree stump up its bum!

I thinkthe lance larock tried to stick it in my arse, but i couldn't tell.

by 3.14spacecase July 17, 2018

Lance

A Lance is a man with a plan and nothing could get in the way of his plan. He is very persuasive and smart but he is also kind and caring . Lance is the best lover with the most handsome body. He could get any girl he wants but only chooses the best. He is a hard worker and very strict on himself to look his utter best. You hit the bullseye when Lance is you boyfriend as he is very entertaining and also a very good kisser. He will always leave you satisfied

You kiss like a Lance
Make a Lance plan
Look at that professional, he must be a Lance

by Azrielli November 21, 2021

Lance

a very SEXY thiCCCC basketball player..... BEWARE for he is asian and will woop you humpty dumpty dumb ass if you fuck with him, (proof for you ALBERTO)

lance

by lancelot0808 October 08, 2019

Lance

i very very good handsome looking basketball player

im lance

by lancelot0808 October 08, 2019