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Love ladders

when someone has so many rolls of fat on their sides, that love handles is an understatement. the multiple love handles resemble more of a love ladder.
She was so fat that i could have climbed up her love ladders.
by Love Ladders September 19, 2010
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Shoots and ladders

by Supernoory June 17, 2018
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Lardered

Lardered (verb) - For a male to partake in sexual intercourse with a plus sized female or vice versa. Usually involves the larger person incorporating their excess rolls into said act.
Wow, Randy just got lardered by Heather.
by the_hoedown August 9, 2010
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ladvert

An advert targeted at lads.

Normally broadcast between football matches and revolve around gambling, cars and alcohol.
Lad 1: Man, did you see that Ladvert?
Lad 2: Yeah!! I fucking love beer and tyres!
by LadosaurusRex March 12, 2015
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ladera dad

The ultimate trophy holder. This dad screams “I win” making the big bucks (or at least pretending too) this dad supports his family in every competitive way from being at every sports game to coaching, decorating the house for festivities to making a haunted house or winter wonderland or giving the best costume or ugly sweater party on the planet. To keep up with his “Trophy Wife” or “Trophy Girlfriend” or in most cases “both” you will see this Dad running or biking and in many cases, while blazed on most local trails. You can also find them detoxing in the early morning hours at the local Life Time gym. While appearing to be the perfect loving man, sad truth for many is their secret life, hidden girlfriends or serious addiction issue. Forget about keeping up with the Jones’ It’s keeping up with Coto in this little bubble. While slaving all day to keep their Trophies happy, their Trophies are out in their Lulu’s at Lola’s talking about what horrible thing their Mac Daddy did or said and sometimes , the person they are saying it to, probably got an ass grab from them last week. Of course this is a generalization, not all Ladera Dads are trophy holders/competitive sports types. There’s a small percentage that are faithful church going men. Sadly, these are usually the ones that had their wives dump them to be someone else’s trophy.... if you want to keep your marriage or relationships monogamous, think twice about moving into a lovely little town called Ladera Ranch.
A Ladera dad is from the town Ladera Ranch and is married or divorced from one of the Ladera Moms and has or will have a Ladera Teen .
by Truudat December 22, 2017
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Lander

A name giving to the sweetest and kindest boy in the word. His voice gives those who talk to him butterflies, and eyes intently fall on him when he enters any room. He gives love and affection to those who they actually care for. They are willing to give everything up for the ones they love if they have to. They are very VERY sexy as well knowing just what to say to get a girl to go crazy for them.
girl 1; "Omg is that Lander?"
girl 2; "He's so fine, OMG"
by Cutie2014 March 22, 2023
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fa-landerist

someone who fa-landers too much
stop flirting with me you Fa-landerist
by QueenOfThaWorld July 7, 2010
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