Radioactive Lobster

A lobster found in Los Angeles' own Redondo Beach. It can be found within twenty-five paces of the Redondo Beach Pier. It glows in the dark and kind of looks like Darth Vader. Oh and by the way, it can morph into any of the "Mortal Kombat" characters just like Shang Tsung. Approximate weight: 35 kilos.

Dude that freakin' Radioactive Lobster totally just morphed into Rayden. That was nuts!!

by Tim is metal June 13, 2008

Lolsturbation

When one amuses oneself far too heavily, too often, and as a result, laughs out loud at their own jokes frequently.

Man, this chick always laughs at her own jokes. It's like a serious case of lolsturbation.

by Pseudo Hanyou October 29, 2009

lobster goose

A transsexual animal that is half goose and half lobster. It has a goose head and lobster claws, also goose feet and a lobsters tail. Has a mustache and wears a tiara. Usually seen while flying in a hot air balloon.

I am the prettiest transsexual lobster goose you will ever meet while flying in a hot air balloon. Cousins with the hamster moose!!

by cassa1111 November 13, 2009

Lobster Life

A game where a bunch of people go on top of a couch crawling on top of each other saying "lobster life" slowly.

Hey guys, want to play some lobster life?

by Comso November 23, 2009

Logusta

The term "logusta" is a adjective, to describe some with superlative grammar and a general aura of good cunt-ness.

Mate, that guys a bit of a logusta.

by Chrogan May 8, 2011

Lobster Tits

Describes the kind of sunburn you get on the 4th of July.

I was out in the sun all day, and now I have lobster tits.

by lobster_lobster July 6, 2011

Loist

Feeling between like and love. Similar to being between wet and dry i.e. moist.

"You're sexy. I loist you."

"I like you more than nutella or ravz. I think I loist you."

by Beverage Thang November 6, 2012