load bearer

A wad of tissue or cloth like material (or what ever is closest ie sock, empty chrisp bag) used to minimise the mess during masturbation.

I was having the mother of all wanks the other night but it all went wrong when i shot my bolt and realised the load bearer was still in my pocket.

by aaaron September 24, 2006

Dropping Loads

Phrase made popular by pornstar nick manning, can be heard on the howard stern show often.

aw dropping loads all over your glasses

by abu_malik October 9, 2007

load tender

204 - Motor Carrier Load Tender
This transaction set is sent to carriers to offer (tender) a shipment to a full load (truckload) motor carrier including detailed scheduling, equipment requirements, commodities, and shipping instructions pertinent to a load tender
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Excrement on a bed sheet given to a parent by a child

Mommy I took off my diaper and went # 2, here is my sheet. I am tendering you my load, this is the load tender.

by dover the pooper October 22, 2009

Whack-load

A large amount, bigger than both an ass-load and a shit-load

Dude, that is a whack-load of crack in the truck of your car.

by Mary Poppins October 15, 2004

vertical load

a delicious beverage made with icecream, identical except in name to a milkshake.

Waiter: Can I get you anything to drink?
Thirsty Customer: Yes, I would like a vertical load with sprinkles please.
Waiter: vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry?
Thirsty Customer: Chocolate
Waiter: ok, I will be right back with your vertical load

by thomas_jones January 4, 2009

Rogue Load

The term for male ejaculate when the coitus is so good you don’t know where your cumshot went and discover it after the fact. Often occurs in the back of a trailblazer.

She thought there was Condor shit on the rear windshield. It was actually just a rogue load.

by BigGay1868 September 18, 2018

Dick Load

Refers to a large amount of something.

Mate I have a dick load of money.

by C Mitchell March 27, 2009