loaded

Drunk, Tanked,Wasted...Inebriated

after a long night of drinking and too many shots my friend was loaded!

by Smilee May 22, 2005

loaded

1)fucked up, drunk, high, or on something.
2)packing heat in gun

1)im loaded lets go to the party.
im loaded, i feel like fuckin someone up.
2)watch out, that niggas loaded.

by chimpy August 26, 2004

locked and loaded and good to go

Prepared for an imminent activity. Believed to have originated during WWII, referring to the M1 Garand rifle, whose bolt automatically "locked" a round in the chamber when the rifle was "loaded" with a magazine, which could then be immediately fired without any further preparation required.

Frank: You still game for some blackjack and hookers?
Joe: locked and loaded and good to go bruh!

by 8david8 July 31, 2016

Loaded Dick

Dick Cheney with a loaded shotgun.

Watch out, everyone! There's a Loaded Dick on the loose again!

by Chris Hardewig March 18, 2009

Londerfrun

An alternate word for the penis. Used by those who are afraid of the actual word or are simply awesomely crazy.

Lickety Lickety the Londerfrun!

by Jack Armstrong May 4, 2005

Water Loafer

One who goes to restauraunts, mainly fast food places, and orders water in place of any other drink to avoid paying higher costs overall. When done right, one can get more food for a price less than a combo on the combo menu by not getting a drink. For example, at Wendy's, you can get a burger and fries and a drink for about $4, but if you Water Loaf than you can get 2 Texas Double Cheeseburgers, a fry and chili with a water for the same price.

Today we went to Taco Bell and Brandon water loafed to get more food for his $5 than Kelley who didn't water loaf and got less for $5. Brandon will get more bang for his buck for being a Water Loafer.

by willieleiss January 10, 2006

Saxtion Leader

The section leader of the saxophone section, often arrogant.

noob: Who's that?
other guy: That's the saxtion leader.
noob: Eww.

by janmgii April 16, 2007