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lesbian

A fictitious creature. Fabled to be a female only sexually attracted to it's own kind. Unable to fight the urge for a penis or penis shaped object these creatures are factually impossible to exist. Much like people enjoy pretending to be vampires, werewolves, dragons, angels, and many other mythical beings; many women still enjoy the feeling of "being a lesbian". At least until reality kicks in and they remember they can't fly, breath fire, transform, or live without penis.
Guy: "so what do u enjoy doing in your spare time"

Girl: "don't even try that on me, I'm a lesbian."

Guy: "oh really, so you enjoy roll playing too"
by spanky010 August 20, 2008
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Lesbianic

somthing that has to do with a girl liking another girl
The way that girl kissed her friend who is also a girl was very lesbianic
by Minnie254 December 29, 2007
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lesbian

Jim-"dude, did you see that round of lesbian mud wresling?"

Me-"yea it was like porn"
by jeffay1234657890 October 1, 2008
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Lesbian

The thing i turn all girls that look at me
*shows girl face*
Wow, i forgot to tell you i’m lesbian.
Pain.
by Utmom December 10, 2020
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Lesbian

No-Men.
Women (or anyone identifying as anything but a male,) who do not experience sexual attraction, or any attraction at all, to someone who identifies as a male.
boy - "You're lesbian, right?"
girl - "Yeah"
boy - "So you love only women??"
girl - "Just because I'm a lesbian doesn't mean I love only women. There are other genders too, dingus."
by Alya Petrov June 20, 2022
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lesbian

a non-man who is only attracted to other non-men
person 1- "i think I'm a lesbian"

girl 1- "you cant be, you're not a girl."

person 1- "yes I can, lesbians don't have to be women. they just have to be non-men. In fact, the white stripe in the middle of the lesbian flag represents non binary people. suck it, jess.

girl 1- "oh, I get it now! i think I'm lesbian too!"

girl 2, 3 and person 2, 3- "so are we!"

person 1- "it's so great how we're all lesbians!"

person 3- "I'm a communist"
by yo_mamaaaaaa June 12, 2021
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Lesbian

Girl: I'm a lesbian

Guy: reee I'm a lesbian too oWo
Girl: men can't be lesbians
by BouncyJello May 18, 2021
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