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laundry wood

when you do laundry in the morning naked and get an erection
“i found a pen in the dryer and got stuck reaching in to get it because of my laundry wood. i called a neighbor to ask for help. they gave me a handjob, and my cum helped me slip out”
by cosmicdreams August 10, 2022
mugGet the laundry woodmug.

Yakeley Laundry Thief

A girl who terrorized Yakeley (and Gilchrist) laundry rooms during the 2024-2025 school year by stealing name-brand clothing and selling it on depop and to plato’s closet. This event caused widespread panic (and entertainment) making people wonder if they’ve fallen victim to this horrible crime.
“all my lulu is missing!”
“girl… it was definitely the Yakeley laundry thief. check depop.”
by spartysleftboot May 6, 2025
mugGet the Yakeley Laundry Thiefmug.

Laundry Perv

That person who checks out your underwear whilst you put it in the washing machine.
"He's staring at your underwear - obviously a laundry perv."
by LP1993 October 30, 2011
mugGet the Laundry Pervmug.

Laundry ass

A man who’s only interested is to take as many loads, that is bareback sex, where the top doesn’t pull out, but instead ejaculates in his hole. Then another man had next and goes in, without a condom, or making the bottom duchè, clean out his hole, so it’s nice and not full of dripping cum.

Most gay men who are power bottoms, looking for now, BB are what I call, laundry ass nihgas.
It seems like the only men on Grindr, that are out right now are laundry ass niggas. Straight up cum dumpsters, not even worth my time and energy.
by Boss Don Vito July 18, 2021
mugGet the Laundry assmug.

rim laundry

When instead of you putting dirty clothes in the laundry basket, you put it on the floor right next to it.
by Kanonymous123 May 12, 2018
mugGet the rim laundrymug.

tlh the laundry house

TLH - the laundry house in India presents the laundry and dry cleaning service that assures a 100% transparency in the way your clothes are cleaned.
by s-india September 27, 2017
mugGet the tlh the laundry housemug.

laundry room gauntlet run

A man the age of 20-25 running through a hotel laundry room naked trying to see how long he can go without getting caught.
Jimmy was as slippery at yesterday's laundry room gauntlet run as a buttery dildo up someone's arse.
by LongDotDong July 10, 2016
mugGet the laundry room gauntlet runmug.

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