Lance

A guy who acts straight but blows his gay emo boyfirends back out

Wow lance be gay

by IamLust September 8, 2021

trey lance

1.) Having never lived up to the expectations, pressure, or hype.
2.) A flash in the pan.
3.) soon to be official BUST

Ex: JaMarcus Russell was a promising young QB but then he Trey Lanced himself.

by Johnbadpicklynch September 19, 2022

Lance Ballinstrong

The Olympic basketball player who gives 200 percent in every game because he only has one kidney.

She hustled you out of your left kidney didnt she Lance Ballinstrong? The news told people something different, they said you overcame so many obstacles in life that people who meet you should get on their knees start sucking your dick to show you how good a job you're doing and thank you for being such an inspiration to other people who lost at least one internal organ.

by Solid Mantis January 5, 2021

Lance

Often referred to as Lancelot, this man has an incredible sharp jaw, a incredibly low tolerance for the yeastful beverages and gets no bitches 💪

Wallace : Lance
Lance : ok

by OkIPullUpCappy June 2, 2022

Lance

the hot fascist dude from EBF

lance. fuck he’s hot

by pyuntanyl March 16, 2024

urban lance-scaping

A product of the one man nation that is @that_ldp.

"Urban Lance-scaping is my favorite subject, but that which I am least skilled at."

by AGreenSmudge December 15, 2021

mutton lance

Erect penis

Danny was hoping to impale Wendy on his 'mutton lance'

by RickTick66 June 12, 2017