n.
pl. skin lamps
A lampshade made of skin, human or animal. Usually placed on an unmodified lamp base to screen a light bulb.
pl. skin lamps
A lampshade made of skin, human or animal. Usually placed on an unmodified lamp base to screen a light bulb.
by steven's terebrous hollow minion January 15, 2005
To perform a Fijian Lava Lamp with your good lady, you will need:
A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.
NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.
A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.
NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.
LUKE: Whoa Brian! Your eyes are red as fuck this morning. Did you not get much sleep last night?
BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.
BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.
by DD81RB74 July 24, 2016
a more effective way of saying you aren't throwing shade.
Katie: Hey Izzy, I really think you should look into getting a therapist
Izzy: ?!?
Katie: All lamp, no shade.
Izzy: ?!?
Katie: All lamp, no shade.
by a random punk March 02, 2021
by tam_82 August 27, 2006
by Natedizzle February 27, 2003
A slow pulsing, undulating dance that resembles lava lamps. What dykes look like when they dance. This refers ONLY to large dykes--not lesbians in general. Like lava lamps, the dykes' lava lamp dance is VERY hypnotic!
Whoa--even though those dykes are tryin' to rock out, they're still doing their slow lava lamp dance!
by CK7 July 16, 2006
They are talking about love and looks around the room and randomly picks out things to love. "I love carpet... i love desk... (whispers)i love lamp.
by greendaygrl17 January 04, 2005