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Lacrosstitute

A female who will perform oral sex on a guy just because he plays lacrosse.
Justin: Were you at the lacrosse party last night?
Jasson: Hell yeah, one lacrosstitute gave me a wicked nice blowjob!
Justin: High Five!
by Matt Driffill November 12, 2008
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Lacrosstitute

A girl who gets "promiscuous" with the majority of the lacrosse team at any given college
1# Man that girl is totally a lacrosstitute.
2# Duh!
by Dick Chute June 20, 2007
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Lacrossetitute

A woman who has either dated or slept with multiple lacrosse players.
Wow, I think this is Kaitlin's fourth boyfriend who has played lacrosse, she must be a lacrossetitute.
by M^22 April 17, 2009
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lacrosstitute

from Canadian slang. a woman who goes to lacrosse games for the purpose of fucking one of the players
after the game, the lacrosstitutes were lined up outside the visitors bus, condoms and anal lube in hand.
by lungpig June 18, 2003
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LaCrossePool

A game where you wear your lax penny, pound some natty's and watch some kids play crosspool or just swim. Because you can't get your flow wet, that just would't be chill
Court: Bro, care to lax?
Philip: Nah, im just going to chill here and play some LaCrossePool
by Chaworth August 23, 2010
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Lacrosee

An ancient sport created by the Natives in North-America; back then it a game that was interpreted as sheer mayhem by the white-dudes. Nowadays, it is a nnational sport (the NLL) with ten teams across Canada and the US. There are also many college teams and high-school teams. It is lpayed in the spring by a variety of people, but they can mostly be summed up into two categories (most fall into a) )

a) guys who are too fast for football, too rough for hockey and too hetero-sexual for baseball

b) guys who want hot lacrosstitutes

Real men play this sport. And if you think lacrosse is for pussies, step into the box (or onto the field) with me for all of five minutes.
*seen on t-shirt*

Front- The Boys of Spring Play Baseball

Back- The MEN of Spring Play Lacrosse
by Iwillkillyouinyoursleep April 9, 2005
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lacrossed

being over whelmed by lacrosse, happens in intense games or once you learn, ultimatly used by a laxer if you get lacrossed you get the adrenline or you get the drive to go train (unlike baseball fags you only have to run 90 feet ever couple minutes, slap eachothers asses, make fun of lacrosse players and ummmm oh yeah suck dick)
man i am so lacrossed AHHH WHY THE FUCK DID I EVER PLAY BASEBALL NOW TOM WONT STOP CALLING ME AND SENDING ME GAY PORN.... man i gotta get off that baseball email list.
by stuckinohio August 19, 2006
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