Simply the best basketball player ever. Many people think his rival Lebron James is, but fuck them....Kobe would kill Lebron.
by PsychoShane April 3, 2010
Get the Kobe Bryantmug. Kobe Bryant is known for many, many, many things, positives and negatives. Let's start with the negatives; He unintentionally forced the only other thing the Lakers had going for them out the door, in Shaq. In doing so, he also forced Phil Jackson out too and Phil wrote a book about how uncoachable Kobe really is. Lastly, and frankly the most negative thing about Kobe, he got away with a rape trial in Colorado. But seriously, the NBA is a bunch of thugs, that could have been anyone.
Now let's move to his positives, on the court. He is the most gifted player in the league right now and will continue to be until there is no more motivation left for him. Phil Jackson contradicted himself and returned to coach the "uncoachable Kobe." The thing you have to realize about Kobe is his willingness to win, whether it be him taking 25+ shots a game or scoring 10 points and 12 assists. He is the most diverse player in the game and is a grandfather now of all aspects of the game. People who sit down and appreciate what he does ON the court will see how he makes those precision behind-the-back passes and those textbook baseline fade aways. His offensive game is unmatched in today's NBA, he has range from anywhere on the floor, he has court vision, he has flawless speed and vertical and lastly he has the presence of mind for any situation in a basketball game.
Now let's move to his positives, on the court. He is the most gifted player in the league right now and will continue to be until there is no more motivation left for him. Phil Jackson contradicted himself and returned to coach the "uncoachable Kobe." The thing you have to realize about Kobe is his willingness to win, whether it be him taking 25+ shots a game or scoring 10 points and 12 assists. He is the most diverse player in the game and is a grandfather now of all aspects of the game. People who sit down and appreciate what he does ON the court will see how he makes those precision behind-the-back passes and those textbook baseline fade aways. His offensive game is unmatched in today's NBA, he has range from anywhere on the floor, he has court vision, he has flawless speed and vertical and lastly he has the presence of mind for any situation in a basketball game.
"Oh my goodnees, that was a KOBE bryant three!"
"Oh shit, Kobe has done it again..."
"Kobe dropped 81...thats unheard of in today's game"
"Oh shit, Kobe has done it again..."
"Kobe dropped 81...thats unheard of in today's game"
by MCFLYY March 11, 2007
Get the kobe bryantmug. 
Get the Kobe Bryantmug. a girl sets up and spreads her legs in any way she wants to across the room, meanwhile the guy blindfolds himself and yells "KOBE", runs towards the girl hoping to insert his penis inside her vagina or anus
2points for the vagina
3 points for the anus
2points for the vagina
3 points for the anus
by euinaux June 1, 2016
Get the the kobe byrantmug. by qusim April 16, 2019
Get the Kobe Bryantmug. by ShootersGottaShoot January 10, 2022
Get the Kobe Helicoptermug. February 24, Kobe day. Where we honor the death of kobe and his daughter gianna. Gianna used to play aswell so the 2nd month of the year (February) represents her jersey number and
the 24 stands for Kobes number.
the 24 stands for Kobes number.
Bob: " hey, do you know what day it is???
Emma: " ofcourse its kobe day, where you honor kobe and gianna's death."
Bob: " that is very much adequate."
So kobe day is just the day where you honor kobe and gigi's death bc they were both legends
So let's make this a day, for kobe.
Emma: " ofcourse its kobe day, where you honor kobe and gianna's death."
Bob: " that is very much adequate."
So kobe day is just the day where you honor kobe and gigi's death bc they were both legends
So let's make this a day, for kobe.
by Someone2.o January 29, 2020
Get the Kobe daymug.