Hong Kong Speed

So fast and beast just like the speed of Hong Kong

"When are you going to be there"
"Already there, hong kong speed man"

by Wonton Panda September 26, 2010

donkey kong

The insertion of a banana into the rectum during a sexual act.

"There was a fruit basket beside the bed, so I gave that bitche the Donkey Kong."

by Tons of Fun July 15, 2008

Hong Kong surprise

When you are at an oriental message parlor and waiting for your happy ending the chick pulls out her cock and makes you suck it. She finishes with a donkey punch because at this point you are confused.

Dan walked into the lucky dragon and was expecting a happy ending when all of the sudden the woman pulls out her cock and forces poor dan into the Hong Kong surprise. Dan is confused but somewhat aroused then she donkey punches him to finish him off.

by twigsandberries October 24, 2011

Reverse Donkey Kong

When you have a girl pinned down, folded in half while on top....you have to turn around with knuckles down on floor or bed and pile drive that pussy!

"Yo that bitches twat was so stretched I had to reverse donkey kong her ass to feel anything."

by Macdammit/ Rich James March 30, 2009

hong kong express

Participating in a gang bang with a female Asian prostitute

Chad and I went on the Hong Kong express last night when we were traveling through the Red light district in Bangkok.

by Yolipolioli May 2, 2018

Going to Hong Kong

While you are at the massage parlor, and you pay the extra for the handjob at the end, because Hong Kong is such a beautiful place.

I'm going to go get a massage and the hole in the wall joint, while I'm there I'm Going to Hong Kong.

by Chiee January 6, 2017

hong kong finish

A Hong Kong Finish is the name for what those weird pervert dudes in Hong Kong do to women on the subway. They rub on them and then “finish” on their clothing -- all while avoiding eye contact because Asian folks do not like eye contact, unless it’s eye contact made with a crying woman. That’s totally a thing over there! Anyways, that’s how it gets on the inside of jackets and backs of skirts. Everyone is in their biz casual attire on the subway coming home from work.

I know these things because I’m old.

Please stop performing a hong kong finish on me. I am uncomfortable with this.

by hongkongfinisher July 9, 2014