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Jude Main

Jude Main is like that lanky man you know from down the street. Always there, always watching and knows how to tell a good joke. Often mistaken to be a loner, he's a man that secretly craves the utter approval of laughter of those around him, and their understanding that he is the greatest man to ever exist.
Did you hear what that guy said? No, what did he say? He was just talking about how we're all idiots and that he knows best. Ohh, that's just Jude Main.
by BoinkBoink3000 October 14, 2025
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Jude Lore

the trauama expeerieed by a verty attracticver person named jude espexc ially childhood truMA especailyl because it shaped who jude is and his lore from his childhood whenm his grandmother used to beat him and poison him and lockl him in a toom egenerally it is a happy term becasue jude is so amazingn anjd attractive now!!!!!
Person: What is jude lore????
Jude: Its me baby!!!!!!!!!!!
Person: So it is a bad thing???
Jude: NO!
by Jude!!! May 9, 2022
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Jude

Jude has a big nose
by thee burger king May 15, 2021
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Jude

A basketball player that shoots threes and barley misses he also gives no shit
by Judegoescrazyy November 23, 2023
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Jude

Someone who keeps getting girlfriends and breaking up with them for no reason. Dated a thicc chicken once.
by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf September 24, 2019
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Jude Meade Manning Flynn

Jude Meade Manning Flynn is a GOD at Halo
Is that master chief, No! It's Jude Meade Manning Flynn
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Alexander Paul Jude Barnes

God of the Underworld.

Has come to earth to study humans. Might come across as socially awkward, but is really just struggling to fit into society.

Upon the day of reckoning, he will suck all the evil souls in this world down with him to his nether realm.

Addicted to bread.

Foot fetish.

Arch enemy is Jesús (the Mexican)
Alexander Paul Jude Barnes has been summoned and we will all be damned!

Who ate all the bread?? Curse you Alexander Paul Jude Barnes!!
by Prof. Dr. Richard Cox November 21, 2021
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