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Juan/Juanussay

The best person I've ever fucking met in my entire life. Their pronouns are he/they , they're an infp and i love them so much. I will always count on their backpackin ' 😍🤞
Juan is really there for you when you need him . There is no one like Juanussay
If any harm ever comes to this person i will throw hands till i die xoxo
I love them so much that i would splatty natty
Who's Juan/Juanussay ?
Juan/Juanussay is the best person on this planet.
by nobitcheslyn May 22, 2022
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Juan Carlos

Variant of the Hot Carl, except it’s after a fun filled spicy Taco Tuesday! Mmmmmm corn and hot chili’s. It’s a fiesta on your face!
Honey! That toco truck is making its return. Get the wrap out, it’s time for a Juan Carlos.... better double up.
by The carls September 26, 2019
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Juan Fernandez

Juan, a fat piece of shit, usually doesn't have friend's, or a social life. He is bisexual and his brother wonders why he is so sweaty. He is max level Orochi on For Honor and is a shit light spammer at the game. Unintelligent, Depressed, Fat, Bisexual, socially awkward.
"That man Juan Fernandez is so sweaty and likes to eat out his brother!"

"Dont be a fat ass Juan Fernandez"
by SwappOnYT June 26, 2019
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Juan Valdez

A fictional character that has appeared in advertisements for the National Federation of Coffee Growers of Colombia since 1959. He typically appears alongside his sidekick Conchita that carry's sacks of harvested coffee beans. "100% Colombian Coffee the richest coffee in the world"
Even though apparently "Juan Valdez drinks Costa Rican coffee"
He is also seen in Bruce Almighty
"Who's that guy the rides mystical donkeys though the hills of Columbia,and picks Bag after Bag of coffee beans?"
"OH that's Juan Valdez."
by the FRenchporker March 7, 2009
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molly-juan

Molly-Juan is the most trendy girl alive. She is in juanation which makes her 10000000000x better. She is married to Matt Daddario, and they have the hottest British child alive. She also loves reading weird books about death.
Molly-Juan has the best shimmy in the world. " wow is that Molly-Juan over there doing the shimmy?"
by Juanita/Juanation September 15, 2017
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Juan Pablo

He is the most handsome, sexy, tall, strong, funny being created by God.

He also has a big dick.
by lovergirl24769 November 22, 2021
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anuder juan

"i love dj khaled" "yeah me too anuder juan"
by harrysaidso August 2, 2016
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