Jon Stewart

Widely considered by many to be the most important Jew on the earth.

The indisputable importance of Jon Stewart was confirmed by the Family Guy character, Mort Goldman who exclaimed “Protect Jon Stewart! He's our most important Jew!”

by The Gonzo Lecture March 03, 2010

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jon bellion

The vocal incarnation of God

Person 1- "Jon Bellion's voice is something sent from god!"
Person 2- "No, his voice is god."

by potato.goddess.. December 18, 2016

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jon boy

to have sex with 2 or more of a girlfriend's sisters, or a friend's current girlfriend

i seen michelle last night, you know steves girlfriend, and totaly pulled a jon boy

by jon boy July 17, 2006

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Jon Stewart

The coolest guy to have ever come from Lawrenceville, New Jersey. In fact, the only cool thing to come from the shithole that exists between Princeton and Trenton.

Jon Stewart's the coolest cardinal grad ever

by GoddessofSnark December 28, 2005

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lil jon

A black version of Bobcat Goldthwait.

He apparantly qualifies as a rapper, even though he only says 7 different words per song (including yeah/what/ok)

Man, what happened to Bobcat Goldthwait?

Nah dude, that's Lil Jon.

by fanboy January 29, 2005

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