Jet wreck

A team or season so bad that the team in question purposely chokes in the final minutes or seconds, often in dramatic fashion to lose games in a way to secure the #1 draft pick. Named after the NY Jets’ 2020 campaign, which was a complete WRECK much like the rest of 2020

This season is a complete jet wreck, reminds me of 2020.
The team is a jet wreck, I hope the first pick in the draft does them well

by Save the Jets December 10, 2020

jet sweep

A horrible comb-over hair style that incorporates the frontal bangs of male pattern baldness. More common with late 30's to mid 40's men or the short time period before they shave their head with a #2 guard.

Hey, look at that guys jet sweep

by The other guy that did that th October 25, 2017

wet jet

The moistest of all ladies

Dude, she is such a wet jet

by McWet Jet March 12, 2018

jet-candy

jet-candy is a homoepathic remedy for jetlag coming from long-distance travel

Take Jet-Candy when you travel and keep it handy

by Jet-Candy September 19, 2017

Jet Propulsion

(V) The act of farting while walking; preferably used when a slow-moving, very lovable, senior citizen is on the move. (Jet propelling)

(N) The gas that is passed when a senior citizen is moving very slowly.

(Noun) Big Yiayia is jet propelling across the formal dining room. You know the one with the plastic on the couches?

(Verb) What was that sound? That was Big Yiayia's jet propulsion.

by greek_goddess2013 May 24, 2012

Worthington jet

The physical principle that underlies Poseidon's Kiss.

Person 1: Worthington jets are why your butt gets licked with water when you poo
Person 2: I didn't ask but thanks.

by hcc5 July 26, 2022

Scram-Jetting

The act of using a cars boost in a way that you would use the "Scram-Jet's" boost.

I am (Scram-Jetting).

by LeanBongo June 9, 2021