Jet Cobb

Jet Cobb is the biggest twat I have ever met. However he has the most monstrous cock I have ever seen. He makes me laugh so hard I nearly wee myself every time. Most see him as a hot surfer/skater boy but really he is the biggest softy ever. And he is the BEST cuddler. Greatest little spoon ever. He always knows what to say, and always knows how to make me smile. I want to touch his face. All. The. Time. He is so crazy, he will do anything for the bois. Biggest light weight. And when he gives you the look. Never let that mothertrucker go. His blue dreamy eyes will leave you droolingb forever. He's also fit as fuck and has an extra toe for that extra grip ladies. He can't play fortnite for shit. And if he watches highschool musical he is a keeper. And if he asks you to fuck to Star Wars...That's when you marry that bitch. And can I just say. I'm got marry Jet Cobb. NO CAP

example 1; "he is so sexy"
"its jet cobb you need to wife him"
example 2: Jet Cobb - "so like...Star Wars?"
You- "I love you"

by jetcobbsgirlfriend April 1, 2020

Jet leaded

Not being in the correct headspace prior to going on holiday or forgetting things that were done prior to going on holiday

I forgot that I saw that document, I must have been Jet leaded

by Rogue Two June 6, 2023

jet sweep

A horrible comb-over hair style that incorporates the frontal bangs of male pattern baldness. More common with late 30's to mid 40's men or the short time period before they shave their head with a #2 guard.

Hey, look at that guys jet sweep

by The other guy that did that th October 25, 2017

wet jet

The moistest of all ladies

Dude, she is such a wet jet

by McWet Jet March 12, 2018

Jet-Fugue

Being temporarily unaware of oneself and familiar others following a return airline flight that crosses multiple time zones.

I live on the East coast, and when I woke up after my first night back from the West coast, I saw may husband and thought, "who is that," then I knew I must have been the victim of Jet-Fugue

by hmsbgle May 30, 2009

Jet Ass

When someone has an uncontrollable case of diarrhea and sprays like someone who drank a bottle of laxatives.

Harry from Dumb and Dumber had some pretty bad Jet Ass.

by dumbdorelele October 3, 2012

Scram-Jetting

The act of using a cars boost in a way that you would use the "Scram-Jet's" boost.

I am (Scram-Jetting).

by LeanBongo June 9, 2021