Jesse

My crazy, sexy, wild, studly, outlaw...MY JESSE BITCHES! So many of you praise your jesses' with badass compliments, but they ALL PALE IN COMPARISON TO MINE. Mine is the baddest of the bad, the hardest of the hard, the horniest of the pervs, and freakiest of the freaks. Your Jesse's are just shadows of the one I have!! Swerve ninjas!

Ever the original, always imitated but never duplicated! My "Jesse" is my KING, and I worship like a dog at his feet...all 3 of them!!!

by 025150 January 30, 2017

Jesse

He makes the people around him laugh and cry at the same time. He enjoys eating lots of bananas that turn his skin yellow. Thinks he is a fictional character named Klaus and also assumes the identity of a female witch. Is an Apple scum and hates Horton hears a who. Part of a panda gang. Would approach with caution.

Guy 1: Man, look at that weirdo.
Guy 2: Yeah i bet he's a Jesse

by Butter Beer Bender May 15, 2015

Jesse

Jesse is a CHIP :D
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Jesse is a chip
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by xannaxsmithx January 12, 2008

Jesse

Someone who crapped themselves or smells bad.

Man that kid is such a major Jesse.

by Jesse is a god November 18, 2018

jesse

He is a big faggot, he tends to suck a lot of dick.
Jesse. Gay,douchebag,not intelligent,and looks like a street bum.

hey john, look at the jesse! that's a jesse if i have ever seen one....

hey jimmy your friend looks like a jesse!

by faggot fucker09 December 10, 2018

Jesse

Jesse is the kid in school who knows a lot about a couple of subjects but only useless facts. He is generally tall with dirty blond hair and turquoise eyes. Generally has a loose sense of humor but can make you laugh even if you're mad at him. If you are a girl reading this jesses generally have large dicks. If your a guy not by the name of Jesse, have fun I have no advise for you. If your a guy named Jesse then listen up, you are one of two things. Either ugly or hot as hell. If your ugly you have two choices. One: you are ugly but aren't usually a huge dick. Two: your ugly and are a dick. If one applies then good job you have hope to not die a virgin. If two applies then your hopeless. If your hot you have one choice. Not dying a virgin. Good job.

OMG he is such a Jesse. I should bang him.

by jesserplex July 19, 2017

Jesse

A person who gets your group of friends into trouble and bolts it before the teacher comes to see you.

Teacher: BOYS, OVER HERE
Jack: Where is Max?
Nic: Oh no, he's done a Jesse.

by NasTeBoi August 5, 2017