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Jedyed

Adj. to misplace a valuable item, specifically a high end custom knife
You really Jedyed your McGinnis?
by Jedy617 September 14, 2021
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Crazy Jedi

Where a man gets a toy lightsabre and tries to stab your ballsack while yelling "I HAVE THE FORCE!!!!!"
Stop giving me Crazy Jedis
by Poopslinger19998 October 4, 2011
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The Jedi Fallen Order Disaster

One faithful night, a young kid from New Jersey named Chris Dorner was playing Jedi Fallen Order. All was going well until he got to the last level of the game. He was fighting the Second Sister when he started to get a little angry. He started yelling and screaming and said "FUCK THIS BITCH!!!!!" to a bunch of pixels that were kicking his ass. Papa Dorner came in and said, "CHRIS!" and there was the sound of Chris disconnecting from the discord call. It was a sight to bold and Chris Dorner is a bitch.
Hey Chris Dorner you remember The Jedi Fallen Order Disaster?
by Chris Dorner Bitch March 4, 2023
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Jedi

Is the weird person everyone thinks he likes star wars for his name funny guy brightens the mood all the time is a crazy guy don't care bout what anyone think
Person 1: his name jedi right
Person 2: yeah u think he likes star wars
by He is him March 28, 2023
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Jedi Council

The Jedi Council was the governing body of the Jedi Order, consisting of 12 masters. The entire council were dicks (except for Obi-Wan, Yoda, Plo, and later Anakin). Mace Windu was the biggest asshole of them all, not even apologizing to Ahsoka and later calling her a citizen. He was also unsympathetic towards Boba Fett, whom he'd practically orphaned. The rest of the Jedi Masters just followed his example, and led the entire Order to be hated galaxy-wide, viewed as being no better than the Sith.

Put simply, the Jedi Council were (mostly) assholes.
damn bitch, why the jedi council such dicks 😭😭😭
-ahsoka or anakin, probably
by CC-8826 October 20, 2023
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Chris Jedi

Chris Jedi is the same Inna d’ La ghetto Daddy Yankee/ cartel Récords top chief promotor
Chris Jedi is the Ingrid d’ la ghetto
by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023
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Chris Jedi

Chris Jedi is the same Inna d’ La ghetto Daddy Yankee/ cartel Récords top chief promotor
Chris Jedi is the Ingrid d’ la ghetto
by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023
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