Liam Jasper

Canonically the brother of Jack Jasper, Liam Jasper often goons on Marvel rivals, draws anime girls on school desks, and probably reads manga.

Liam Jasper: Hello, I am Liam Jasper.
Me: hello Liam Jasper, wanna hop on Marvel rivals?
Liam Jasper: Im already playing marvel rivals
Me: how are you texting me and playing at the same time
Liam Jasper: i sometimes mutate an extra set of arms, or 1 & 1/2 when I play.
Me: why 1 & 1/2
Liam Jasper: one hand for gooning, two hands for playing.

by GeoRetch September 15, 2025

jasper

has a huge penis

jasper is packing

by user3789 January 16, 2022

Jasper

Jasper is a Island boy

Jasper: he is a Island boy and he is just trying to make it.

by Jasper the Island boy November 22, 2021

Jasper

Fcking sexy biggest dick ever and a sweetie

Iam a jasper

by Kees2149 November 23, 2021

Jasper

Jasper is the most kind, amazing and lovely Guy in the room, hè is the perfect boyfriend

Girl: I love you sow Michael
Dude: that's Wright, i'm a Jasper

Girl: I love you sow Michael
Dude: that's Wright, i'm a Jasper

by Jason Bouman September 7, 2018

Jasper

Jasper is the hottest shiz on Earth he's a Beast he will fucking destroy you!😈😈😈😤👊 You better run when you see this dude all the hoes want him he's literally #THEBozo!

I see Jasper! I gotta run he bad😩

by Jasper der Baboooo November 20, 2021

colonizer jasper

Colonizer jasper is a composite material typically consisting of cement, water, aggregates (such as gravel or crushed stone) and often additives or admixtures to enhance the bland appearance and longevity. This material helped build the infrastructure that allowed the colonization of the United States.

Oh look. They killed all the plants over there so they could put down more colonizer jasper.

by ListentoLia February 24, 2024