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Jared Thomas

Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about about weed or anything that contains THC.
P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response

P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!
by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014
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jar-jaring

Slamming your tongue into a womens vagina while exclaiming "How rude!" In your best Jar-jar Binks accent.
I was "Jar-jaring" your mother last night.
by Gtc March 8, 2015
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The Jared Cipak

A mosh move, usually starting with 2 or 3 2-Steps followed by a back/front flip. You do this repeatedly until your heart stops.
To do the jared cipak, takes much skill and ear streching, some will never master it, as hard as they may try.
by moshandroll01 January 31, 2007
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doin the jared

the act of sticking your dick inside a subway sandwhich and then fucking your girl anal position until the mayo mix leaks out.
oh yeah just went to subway bout to do "doin the jared" to my girl.
by mcfunny names November 12, 2010
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Jared Leto

also known as the modern day GOD !!!...... from the popular and amazing rock band 30 seconds to mars...
by meesha.echelonUK December 7, 2010
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Jared Leto

A sexy ass dude with awesome hair, gorgeous eyes and an amazing skill to sing and act.

He plays in the band 30 seconds to mars
He was born on December 26. 1976
He's a Vegatarian

He's hot
Best song ever sung by him is The Kill <3
Jared leto is HAWT and he can sing!
by xD<3x3 October 16, 2009
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Jared Leto

A hot actor/singer. He is the lead singer of rock band 30 seconds to Mars where his brother, Shannon Leto is the drummer. He has acted (usually as a hottie or some cute confident guy) in movies such as: Highway, Requiem for a dream, fight club etc. He has a smokin hot body not to mention the most prettiest eyes with a cute face. Rumours had it he has slept with one girl from every city of America. What a slut boy! (a hot one) When he was in his early adulthood, he used to have a mohawk or normal hair, but in his mid-30s he opted for red-tipped black Gothic-looking hair and eyeliner. Both looks compliment him well, still.
Jackie: Omg did u watch that movie Fight Club? It had the awesome Jared Leto in it for a couple of scenes.
Susie: Really? Gimme that movie. Let me borrow it.
Jackie: Hes so cute. I can't get over my Jared Leto obsession.
by jackiethecow June 5, 2009
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