James

A kid who never gets off his phone and lives in his room. He gets no girls and only skips school to work.

Dont be like James.

by 1246141 January 20, 2022

James

James is a very chill and hansome person. He loves women and has a 10 incher. James is someone you would look up to, with a lot of passion. James has a lot of chances to get girls, but only picks the ones he truly loves. A James' signature move is doggy style and loves dogs.

Hot Chick "why are you doing doggy style?"

Guy "I'm trying to be like James"

Hot Chick "Understandable"

by Broom Stick March 24, 2021

James

Totally a gentleman. An amazing man. Talks to you about girl stuff. Can have the patience of a saint. Probably brown hair and tall. Always love to serve you and help you. Give him a task. He will love you for it.

Do you see how nicely the lawn is mowed?

Oh, yes, James mows for us!

by anonymous January 26, 2021

James

James is the boy that might be the finest boy any girl could date. Sometimes he can ugly but overall his personality takes it all making him the nicest boy you’ll ever meet

Out of all James that I know, they all date a girl named either Anna or Emma

by gorillatitties June 1, 2022

James

A fat ass

Definition- fat ass with a lisp
Example: hey bro did you see James? That would suck if I were him.

by Hugecock56 November 18, 2019

James

sexy guy with massive cok, probably like 8 fucking feet tall for all you know, would shave his scraggly beard but the razor keeps shattering. massive abs used for sweeping women off their feet. basically the second coming of jesus christ but also very modest and reserved. voice so low it attracts whales.

overuses the term "fuel tank to a love machine" to justify his massive beer gut

Pedro: "Hey Allejandro check out that guy over there whos having sex with beyonce and a princess at the same time while wrestling a saltwater crocodile!"
Allejandro: "Yeah, im strait but those abs make me wanna get down on my knees and give this lad a hand shandy"
Pedro: "a hand shandy?"
Allegjandro: "y'know, a sausage shake, a dutch rub, a gearstick oiling?"
Pedro: "Oh yeah, i know how you feel. he's probably called James,"

by notcalledjamesiswear October 30, 2021

James

most jameses are chill but if hes a james with blue eyes and brown hair hes literally just the fucking best. hes a god. he makes all others look week and all women cum on the second they look at him. usually has a harem of a few woman and is soon to inherit the multiverse from his father god. massive fucking cock. omnipotent. omniscient. omnibenevolent. eternal.

some weak retard faglord cuck: yo do you know james?
Based devotee: all praise james
the weak weak retard faglord cuck opens his third eye

weak retard faglord cuck turns based: all praise james

by theMessiah_______ April 8, 2021