by absurdwordnerd February 24, 2018
A BAD BITCH PURRR and a great person who is always there for you. Keeps your head up and puts your problems in Gods hands.A person who brings out your best qualities...... a person who you think about often !she’s funny and goofy asf. Did I mention she’s over obsessive about cats.
by Juicy Jen June 07, 2021
by Tacos_y_burritos September 27, 2016
That girl is a juicy chicken
by Ehboom January 10, 2015
A regulation hand job but when finishing, the seamen is frozen and served to a family member as a refreshing snack
by J sizzle September 08, 2023
Ugh! You went down on that 'juicy oozer'?!
std, clap, gnarsty
More than two 'o's indicates lack of treatment.
Ooooooooozer!
std, clap, gnarsty
More than two 'o's indicates lack of treatment.
Ooooooooozer!
by Doctor House! May 10, 2010
When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.
I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.
by Big Mitchell February 23, 2016