Ian

A guy who can make a 3 hour backstory from a single word. Always stressed and finds a way to bore an entire room in a manner of seconds. A great guy with good intentions. Still annoying as fuck sometimes.

guy: oh shit, it's ian
girl: don't engage or you'll never escape his grasp!

by Mason Henderson September 24, 2018

Ian

A weird kid that can be ok sometimes. But only sometimes.

"hey you know that kid? He's really weird and annoying but he's ok"

Oh yeah, that's Ian

by ThatOneKid91 June 6, 2018

Ian

Ultimate white man. Uses phrases such as; I came refreshingly, that was phenomenal and I feel like a million bucks. Enjoys watches, doing taxes and golf.

Ian enjoys doing tax returns whilst watching golf.

by T0nka March 6, 2017

Ian

ian is a dumb cunt who thinks he is cool but isn't at all. :)

Gosh ian is sooo dumb.

by yoyoyoyoyhjhjhjh November 19, 2018

ian

A dumb short kid that has no friends.

Man that ian is so lonely.

by IWIKETACOS November 28, 2016

ian

fag, plays xbox and runescape at the same time. usually treats women bad, and sucks at sports. small cock. usually short and annoying.

did you see that ian?" "he sucks at everything

by jackson hilimiphilabobilack June 13, 2010

Ian

Ee-in:
A stinky pussy fart usually perpetuated from masturbating with haggis.

After the young woman chose to resolve an ian on her own, she had to admit herself to the hospital in order to remove the bottle of glade from her vagina.

by bigddyjxn July 3, 2014