my life

A conundrum of bad decisions, awful days, constant agony and suppressive reminders of the fucking horrific fact I’ll never be a dinosaur.

“Dude my life sucks ass!”

by The Glock in his Rari March 19, 2023

FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours

You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense

by Seaserpant June 5, 2022

My Life

My Life is a very meaningful song by Billy Joel.

I was in tears after listening to My Life for the first time.

by WinToast March 5, 2021

I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot

Gay code for having blown a man in a parking lot.

I liked this dude so much I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot.

by Glemp August 21, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Live my life

Sleeping around with your friends

Im not looking for a relationship i just want to live my life right now.

by silence28 March 16, 2021

Love of my life

The most awesome, sweetest person you will ever know. A compassionate, sweet, loving person who will make you feel like the only person in the whole world. In a room filled with people, you will both choose each other

“Sawyer is the absolute love of my life, did you know that?” - madi
“Cute, mine is josh” - B

by Madi loves sawyer July 10, 2024