me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
by ihandlethisidk September 15, 2022
by Jt_Zero December 11, 2022
by Jt_Zero December 11, 2022
Boy: jenn I think I wanna marry you.
Girl: John, lol, lets date first, then we'll figure out if we'll get married.
Girl: John, lol, lets date first, then we'll figure out if we'll get married.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2021
"I do what I want" Is something said by someone who does what they want, that person is probably superior to the people around them.
by Grouchy Buddha March 3, 2023
Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.
by Stupidwordsuslessinourlives September 6, 2022
by AntiOof December 1, 2021