Spunk Hunt

arises from uncontrolled ejaculation. The loss of bodily fluids into the unknown - eg. living-room carpet, bedroom ceiling etc.

The Spunk Hunt occurs when a partner returns home unexpectedly, immediately after the mag stash has been completed. Wayward semen is rarely found by the male of the species, but the female of the species is more attuned to track it down.

A dead giveaway that a covert wank has taken place, along with flushed cheeks, and trousers half-undone.

I had a quickie over that bird from charmed yesterday, after a thorough Spunk Hunt I found the mess and cleaned it up before my missus got home.

by www.chavspotting.co.uk May 27, 2004

The Hunt

The Hunt is a game which involves two types of people: hunters and bunnies. The rules are basic: the bunnies need to travel on foot, from self-chosen checkpoint to checkpoint and so on, according to a map; the hunters need to find and eliminate them by taking a picture of them. The bunnies may choose their own route to walk in a 360 degree making it hard for the hunters to find them. The bunnies get points for every checkpoint they manage to find. The hunters get points for every bunny-team they find. At every checkpoint and a set time, the bunnies need to communicate their GPS-location, making life a bit easier for the hunters.

Hunter: "The hunt is on!"
Bunny: "Quickly into this random backyard, keep low!"
Local: "You get of my property! Unleash the hounds!"
Forester: "What is going on here!? I am going to start giving fines to every paramilitary looking bastard I run into!"
Hunter: "This is to much, lets go to the McDonalds."

by De Rosser February 20, 2014

Treasure Hunt

Treasure hunting is where you are having sex in the dark, It's pitch black, you can't see your partner, so you rub your dick around her body looking for her vagina like a pirate hunting for booty. For further pleasure, execute an Angry Pirate after you find and dig for the treasure.

Blah, Blah Blah, Treasure Hunt, Yada, Yada, Yada. The End.

by apesex December 14, 2008

Berkley hunt

It's cockney rhyming slang. Think about it....
Now be more careful when you call someone a 'berk'.

His boss was a real Berkley hunt.

by Sargeant Biff September 30, 2007

iMac Hunt

Crude yet self-effacing pun AND Username seen on various UK-based Bulletin Boards.
For those who don't hail from Essex, as iMac does, it's a compound of I'm a cunt!!

The Original iMac Hunt is a renamed Keano, who got tired of the comparisons with ex-Man United leg-end Roy Keane, even after a different Keane had signed for Tottenham Hotspur.

That iMac Hunt is a fucking troll !

by iMac Hunt May 1, 2006

Scavenger Hunt

A state of mind in which 2 or more individuals discuss random happenings that are irrelevant and have no importance to anything. It makes no logcal sense. It lasts anywhere between half an hour to the record being one-twelfth of a whole day.

Guy A: Man, did u see that guy, Jake, with the orange kumquat yesterday?
Guy B: No, dude i was talking about frogger!
Guy A: Dude, we are so in a scavenger hunt!

by Marph1255 July 17, 2009

Bear Hunt

An annual event celebrated by homosexuals. It is a "hunt" for butch, or muscular men to engage in sex with. This event can be witnessed in such places as San Francisco, California, or Province Town Massachusetts.

Those faggots are having a bear hunt at the football game.

by Snicker Tits January 26, 2009