Oriental Handshake

Grabbing ones balls, from behind, while they are bowing.

While the emperor bowed, the president gave him an Oriental Handshake.

by anonymous February 18, 2023

horizontalitis

N. - the inclination to fill up (‘inflame’) any flat, open surface; ‘clutterize’, or, the desire to lay down no matter the circumstances.

Afflicted with horizontalitis, she was headed for an appearance on Hoarders, as she could not keep any area of her home free of clutter.

He suffered from horizontalitis and took the phrase “laying down on the job” to a whole new level.

by CramApple1999 March 29, 2023

Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.

Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.

by Kenny Kamm June 30, 2023

Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.

Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.

by Kenny Kamm June 30, 2023

horizontal hypocrite

When someone shuns a group of people while also being in another group of people with the same attributes as the former.

Guy 1: I hate Minecraft fans! They're all kids and cringe.
Guy 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same kind of comments? You're such a horizontal hypocrite dude.

by kornelbut July 19, 2024

Oriental Orthodox

The only true form of Orthodoxy

"I'm Oriental Orthodox"

by OwenTheGreat January 10, 2024

Oriental Orthodox

The actual, true Orthodox church, established by our Lord Jesus Christ through the holy Apostles, which has carried the true, uncorrupted apostolic faith through the ages.

The Oriental Orthodox Church is the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Orthodox Church.

by Amo Antonius January 10, 2024