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Alaskan Hamalo

The Alaskan Hamalo is an ancient tecnique to torture humans back in the 1990's.

They would take a condom (made of deer hide back then), fill it with butter and bacon, then put it in the freezer and wait for it to freeze. Once frozen they take it out and insert into the tortured man's buddy who is being stoned by the public.

100% death rate.
That dude just got the fuckin Alaskan Hamalo.
by Hamalololololol August 28, 2009
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Hemale

1. One of these increasingly verbose ways of saying male
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Hemale is a word used to describe a man that is extremely emotional, rude, manipulative and disrespectful. A hemale is a toxic man.
That dude is acting like a real hemale right now.
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