The act of defecating on one's face leaving one line of feces across the eyes, and another line down the nose. Like Arabian goggles, but with excrement. Used more of an insult than a sexual maneuver.
by Rytha June 14, 2011
Get the Mongolian Helmetmug. An egg helmet is a haircut that the all the real cool people rock. It is shaped like a egg and wraps arou d your head exactly.
by TR4N5G3ND3R March 19, 2019
Get the Egg helmetmug. "hello lovely ladies wanna check out my firemans helmet its large and in charge"
"no doosh bag i dont date firemen"
"no doosh bag i dont date firemen"
by Ollie Wright,kieron sykes August 18, 2006
Get the firemans helmetmug. by grundel octavio September 25, 2007
Get the Russian Helmetmug. This is a rubbery helmet that a person wears while participating in the sexual activity of 'scat' (poo sex). It is used to prevent poo from getting to ones hair, as poo is quite hard to wash out of hair.
Dude man i have to take a shit let's do some scat! OMFG HOLD IT IN MAN LET ME GET MY SCAT HELMET FIRST I'VE JUST HAD A SHOWER!
by lolerface September 11, 2008
Get the Scat helmetmug. A small helmet, usually made out of an alloy, used to protect the head of your penis. Can be worn with or without a dick strap.
by MurGaTroYd April 5, 2005
Get the penis helmetmug. A Danish Helmet occurs when a lady of impeccable pedigree slips whilst receiving oral pleasure in a standing position from a bald man whilst on the rag. As the lady is falling, her crucifix becomes dislodged and lands on the top of the man's head just prior to her box. The result is a pattern on the man's head resembling the Danish flag.
So I was going down on this classy Dane, she slips, and the next thing you know I am wearing a Danish Helmet.
by Pegcity Swimmer November 9, 2009
Get the Danish Helmetmug.