Helmet Kink

When you have a crash in a men or character who wears a helmet and never or did show there face before for example

The Mandalorin,TRON,Etc

“Who is favorite character”

“Well I have a helmet kink so I like TRON”

by cooky_milkis18 November 12, 2020

Mongolian Helmet

The act of defecating on one's face leaving one line of feces across the eyes, and another line down the nose. Like Arabian goggles, but with excrement. Used more of an insult than a sexual maneuver.

That girl was a total bitch to me, so I gave her a Mongolian Helmet.

by Rytha June 14, 2011

firemans helmet

a word used by men to describe there cocks

"hello lovely ladies wanna check out my firemans helmet its large and in charge"
"no doosh bag i dont date firemen"

by Ollie Wright,kieron sykes August 18, 2006

Russian Helmet

When a man puts his head up a woman's twat all the way up to his chin.

After I gave Sally a Russian Helmet she became very loose.

by grundel octavio September 25, 2007

Scat helmet

This is a rubbery helmet that a person wears while participating in the sexual activity of 'scat' (poo sex). It is used to prevent poo from getting to ones hair, as poo is quite hard to wash out of hair.

Dude man i have to take a shit let's do some scat! OMFG HOLD IT IN MAN LET ME GET MY SCAT HELMET FIRST I'VE JUST HAD A SHOWER!

by lolerface September 11, 2008

penis helmet

A small helmet, usually made out of an alloy, used to protect the head of your penis. Can be worn with or without a dick strap.

To avoid bruising his cock, Mjolhner strapped on a penis helmet.

by MurGaTroYd April 5, 2005

Danish Helmet

A Danish Helmet occurs when a lady of impeccable pedigree slips whilst receiving oral pleasure in a standing position from a bald man whilst on the rag. As the lady is falling, her crucifix becomes dislodged and lands on the top of the man's head just prior to her box. The result is a pattern on the man's head resembling the Danish flag.

So I was going down on this classy Dane, she slips, and the next thing you know I am wearing a Danish Helmet.

by Pegcity Swimmer November 9, 2009