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Wham Handle

Getting A Wham Chew Bar & Rapping It Around Your Manly Parts Letting Part of The Bar Remain Unwrapped Usually To Masturbate With.
Man 1:Getting Some Wham Bars From Sids.
Man 2:Why?
Man 1:Gonna Wham Handle Myself When I Get Home.
by Wham1992 January 16, 2009
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Fart Handler

1. The recipient of a fart smell, usually after the farter is long gone.
2. A deragatory term, associated with being a fart smeller.
"Is that guy cool?"

"No way, he's a total fart handler!"
by bruno6 July 10, 2009
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The Oh-Shit Handle

The handle on the roof or up high on the side of a car on the inside that you can hold while going around really sharp turns, etc. but usually never use. When you do use it it is probably during something very dangerous, i.e. drifting around public roads or swerving around deer, and gets its name from the words you exclaim at the times you have to grab it.
"OH SHIT" I said as I grabbed the oh-shit handle when we were drifting around the really sharp turn.
by t12j19c95 June 18, 2009
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handle bars

a xanex bar a presctiption pill for pain but also sold on tha street. Makes u feel real good.
so my nigga we gon ride them handle bars and sip on that lean
by nina dice June 11, 2006
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handle job

You shit on a rolled up newspaper and spackle it underneath the driver's side car door handle so the person has to stick their hand in shit to get in their car.
"On my last day, I'm gonna give my boss' Mercedes a handle job because he is a fuckin' douchebag."
by Wade 4:20 October 11, 2006
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Nigger Handle

The handle you see on the steering wheel of an 18 wheeled truck, or large school bus.
WOAH! Luckly he had a nigger handle installed or he wouldnt have been able to make that turn!
by MW's Don Vito February 26, 2009
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About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless
- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails

- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars
by Brammo September 24, 2006
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