Hyper

me.

a complete and utter sack of shit, bastard, and desperate for pussy motherfucker that everyone hates.

Pedophile: Hyper is so hot i wanna fuck his tight furry ass so goddamn hard!!!
Guy: fak yorself u pedfile

Other Random Nigga: *walks in* glass of water --->>> \_/ (imagine that water is inside of it or smthing idk)

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

Hyper-Empathic Orgasm Field

The superpower of one of the guys on the Doom Patrol.

Hym "Hyper-Empathic Orgasm Field is not a real thing.... Is it?"

by Hym Iam July 24, 2023

Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL

A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.

Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it

by What’s your handle321 March 2, 2024

Hypers Hangout

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Person A:What is Hypers Hangout
Person B:¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by pplridots March 13, 2022

Hyper Vigilent

It's when you pull the pin from a grenade....?

I was just told I need Major Surgery. Now I am hyper vigilent !

by puppyfsh October 12, 2023

Pulling a hyper

The act of committing to something only to bail last minute.

Praying no one is pulling a hyper at aod tonight.

by hyperking December 15, 2020

HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday

Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025