hershey highway road warrior

The best way to call someone a flaming homosexual.

"Hershey Highway" Refers to the "Chocolate Road" which is in fact a man's anus.

"Road Warrior" = Flaming homosexual lolz.

These two phrases combined produce a very fulfilling burn which just rolls off the tongue and often spurrs spontaneous orgasms in nearby females within a 15 metre radius.

Guy 1 - "Lol so i was shopping at HH Greg and I found the cutest pair of little shoezies!"
Guy 2 - "... Hershey Highway Road Warrior Rly?"
Nearby Women - "UUUNGH!!"

by Kheil Szchaughtt January 4, 2008

Hershey squirts

Projectile diarrhea

I went in the Taco Bell bathroom and someone Baja blasted all over the stall.. they must’ve had an extreme case of the Hershey squirts

by Jbizzle343 October 13, 2019

Hershey’s Kiss

Taking a shit so big that the pile touches your butt

I took a shit so big it gave me bum a hershey’s kiss.

by Lucid.furr May 5, 2019

The Rhode Island Hershey

The Rhode Island Hershey involves a dog and a fat guy. The dog gets fattened by chocolate and self loathes while saying "Mmm! I love chocolate but I can't have it or else I'll get fat! But it's SO GOOD!!!". The fat guy genuinely just stares at him.

"Then get this, this stupid ngr brian performed the Rhode Island Hershey"

by lwrnc July 7, 2025

Hershey gushers

Extreme diarrhea from eating chocolate with something else typically something that would cause it.

Tman crapped his shoes when he got the Hershey gushers

by mr monopoly March 8, 2012

hershey slurper

One who tosses a salad and eats the dressing. They lick people's unclean butt holes.

Sarah is a Hershey slurper. She licks buttholes and most aren't wiped.

by cockEinstein May 12, 2014

Hershey's Kiss

When 2 people exchange chocolate by making out.

Person 1: Do you have any chocolate left?

Person 2: No, but if you want some we can Hershey's Kiss.

Both Persons: CENSORED

by xander.with.an.x August 29, 2020