heard immunity

Hearing that you were now immune after surviving a COVID-19 infection and then turning your back on the rest of the suckers and losers that you now have no interest in protecting.

I heard immunity. Yeah, immunity. The doctor said I am now immune to COVID-19. No. He didn't say how long it would last. So, yeah...fuck you guys.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith October 14, 2020

I heard something else

I heard something else is pretty much what you think you heard, but it’s dirty.

“I need to get that dirt off,” John stated as he itched his leg,
“I heard something else,” Damian replied in a smug manner.

by Zombie-Creeper6 November 9, 2020

Nah, but i've heard of it

What your friend tells you when they got no idea what you're talking about, but they don't wanna be rude

Yooo dude you see that new apple jet pack?

Nah, but i've heard of it

by Angelina Joile's Forehead Vein August 28, 2023

Amber Heard

The act of taking a shit so tremendous, either in the toilet or on a bed, that you don't need to poop for at least a day.

The milk only made me need to Amber Heard even harder.

by WeOuttaHere July 30, 2025

No way to be heard

No one understands what I say. What is the point.

Everyone is confused. The world is dying

No way to be heard.

by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021

Heard A Turd

The act of defecating in a bedroom.

Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.

Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak

by Wade Safechuck & W.N.B. May 2, 2022

Lloyd Heard

A big booty dude with cool dreads who laughs a lot and has really white teeth

Lloyd Heard has such a big butt

by White Boy Carl May 24, 2023