hag pods

old lady boobies

Dang, those are some straight up hag pods!

by FlowahPowah October 15, 2019

Hag Doll

An obviously aged woman who dresses age inappropriately, wears too much makeup, but still has some level of sex appeal.

She looks like Barbies great grandmother , what a hag doll. She must shop at Forever 49.

by Emogenome February 15, 2019

bag hag

Something an elderly retarded meth head made up to make of people on youtube, but in all reality she needs to look in the mirror and put down the keyboard.

That bag hag Angela really needs to cut down on the meth, she's starting to hear voices again.

by Therealparanormalinvestigator July 28, 2023

wag-hag

someone who masturbates too much.

bob is such a wag-hag.

by anonie mus January 2, 2011

Hagging Out

The act of spending time with your close friends, be it swimming, driving or just sitting on your asses. Derived from an incorrect spelling of Hanging out. Usually accompanied by a claw-like gesture to indicate that you do, in fact, mean hagging out.

Hey man, wanna hag out tonight?

We're totally Hagging out! You should join!

I'm so tired of hagging out with him! It's so boring!

by SabbathJustSabbath December 23, 2010

tard hag

A hot to insanely hot chick who literally hangs out with or takes care of retards, so that they scare away all the guys that are chasing after them.

Joe: Crystal is so fucking hot. Why is she always hanging around retards?
Ferguson: She used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. Now she's a tard hag so they'd leave her alone.

by Floopston March 23, 2012

toast hag

A woman who comes to breakfast joints primarily for the toast.

That old bat at the diner is a toast hag.

by Sperlhaus June 29, 2021