Hassel Elf Clause

Santa's Head Elf at the North Pole. This Elf is a male and he communicates directly with Santa. He collects any requests directed at Santa, employs protection for Santa, acts as Santa's Public Relations Manager, keeps the Naughty/Nice list up to date, and acts as a Leason between the North Pole an the Un-seen Services council witch includes the Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, the Boogie Man, and so on. Santa's Head Elf is also responsible for all other Elves, Reindeer and the satisfaction of Mrs. Clause. In Case of Emergency such as the 2001 invasion by Jack Frost, Santa's Head Elf is in charge of employing the North Poles Emergecny Policies.

No one knows more about the North Pole than Hassel Elf Clause because he has to.

by Archon of the UnSeen Servies November 17, 2009

hasselhoffing

When a regular guy becomes super ass freakin cool when he gets effing drunk as hell on purpose

I sure do like Bob a whole lot better when he's Hasselhoffing.

by motoboat August 2, 2010

Hessler

A hairy uncircumcized penis that is fatter than it is long.

Man I have a Hessler.

by Derrek47 September 21, 2011

Hasselhoff

Stupid German Fuck who gets on you god dammed nerves.

What a fuckin Hasselhoff!

by Tanya October 30, 2004

hasselhoff

Golf slang.

Refered to when someone hits their ball into a bunker.

That ball is hasselhoffed in the right bunker.

by Gbiz May 13, 2005

hassett

one who ingests without restraint both edible and inedible substances

jaba the hutt

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

hasselbeck

Any act of masculinity that is just below a Arnold.

There is no way you can do 500 chicks at the same time, be a hasselbeck and only do like 300.

by Gus June 2, 2004