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Auburn hair

Part of the red head or ginger community, with darker locks. The fire in their soles burn far hotter than the rest of the red heads. The dmv dose not consider this to be it’s own hair color, it is either classified as red or brown. These people are fierce and hate being called a Weasley, as a member of that population we will kick you. We all look diffrent, but most of us are cursed with easily burnt skin, have freckles, and lighter eyes. We know we have a beautiful hair color, you do not need to point it out because we where most definitely bullied for it when we where younger.

One of the most common misconceptions is that we are soleless, in fact we are not, we have been given the sole of a fallen Valkyrie, so we have the persistence and stamina of a Nordic god.

Don’t you dare point out the fact that we may have blond eyebrows, that is part of our dependence from Thor , it is caused by the electricity running though our veins.
by Fire valkyrie May 24, 2021
mugGet the Auburn hairmug.

Hair Dick

When a woman has her hair in a high, tall bun which resembles a dick
by Gladdymum September 27, 2018
mugGet the Hair Dickmug.

Corn Hair

When your eating a hot chicks ass who is shaved smooth but find one or two random hairs on the anus.
She was so hot and smooth until I ran into a few corn hairs on dat ass!
by Mikey P June 15, 2016
mugGet the Corn Hairmug.

Hippie Hair

When you open a bag of pot, or break down some buds and find yourself a nice long strand of hippie hair waiting inside
"Dude this bowl tastes like shit!"
"Must've had a hippie hair in it"
by googen November 19, 2011
mugGet the Hippie Hairmug.

corona hair

When you need a haircut but can't get one because you're in lockdown due to coronavirus.
I got corona hair because my barber's closed to stop the spread of coronavirus!
by ProPrio April 15, 2020
mugGet the corona hairmug.

drunk hair

When the persons hair even looks drunk ie. frizz, messy, all over the place doing its own thing
You have drunk hair. Your hair even looks drunk
by 11snehring September 26, 2010
mugGet the drunk hairmug.

Booger Hair

The green, slimy growth of what seems to resemble hair. Only found on what one can at best assume is the head of a hideous Schmig. The Schmig will always deny any claims of having such ‘hair’ and will get the ‘poos’ if the accuser is insistent.
Eww! Look at that kid’s booger hair!
by TheSpeakerOfTruth. March 23, 2020
mugGet the Booger Hairmug.

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