hair fear

The phenomenon where an individual intends to get a haircut, but reconsiders after performing a last minute evaluation of their hairstyle.

This is in fact your hair exhibiting existential dread and influencing you into extending its lifetime.

Aaron: "Well i have a hair cut booked 15 minutes from now but i dont think im going to go because by hair looks absolutley fantastic right now."

Matt: "Thats your hair fear talking, you have to go to your haircut."

by Abstract Sever November 9, 2017

corona hair

When you need a haircut but can't get one because you're in lockdown due to coronavirus.

I got corona hair because my barber's closed to stop the spread of coronavirus!

by ProPrio April 15, 2020

Hair Tumor

A bubble in one's hair, caused from inconsistencies in hair styling.

Woah, Rachael, don't let Addison braid your hair again - you have a hella hair tumor.

by OliveSoupp October 18, 2010

ken hair

hair with so much hairspray or gel that it looks like it is molded plastic (like Ken, as in Barbie and Ken). Usually refers to a man.

I used too much hairspray, now I have ken hair.

Man, hurricane Katrina couldn't mess up your Ken hair.

by Robert Pagnani December 18, 2007

Hair Dick

When a woman has her hair in a high, tall bun which resembles a dick

Wow that chick has a hair dick

by Gladdymum September 27, 2018

Booger Hair

The green, slimy growth of what seems to resemble hair. Only found on what one can at best assume is the head of a hideous Schmig. The Schmig will always deny any claims of having such ‘hair’ and will get the ‘poos’ if the accuser is insistent.

Eww! Look at that kid’s booger hair!

by TheSpeakerOfTruth. March 23, 2020

drunk hair

When the persons hair even looks drunk ie. frizz, messy, all over the place doing its own thing

You have drunk hair. Your hair even looks drunk

by 11snehring September 26, 2010