Hair Dick

When a woman has her hair in a high, tall bun which resembles a dick

Wow that chick has a hair dick

by Gladdymum September 27, 2018

Hippie Hair

When you open a bag of pot, or break down some buds and find yourself a nice long strand of hippie hair waiting inside

"Dude this bowl tastes like shit!"
"Must've had a hippie hair in it"

by googen November 19, 2011

corona hair

When you need a haircut but can't get one because you're in lockdown due to coronavirus.

I got corona hair because my barber's closed to stop the spread of coronavirus!

by ProPrio April 15, 2020

ken hair

hair with so much hairspray or gel that it looks like it is molded plastic (like Ken, as in Barbie and Ken). Usually refers to a man.

I used too much hairspray, now I have ken hair.

Man, hurricane Katrina couldn't mess up your Ken hair.

by Robert Pagnani December 18, 2007

Hair Tumor

A bubble in one's hair, caused from inconsistencies in hair styling.

Woah, Rachael, don't let Addison braid your hair again - you have a hella hair tumor.

by OliveSoupp October 18, 2010

steak hair

Hair that looks like steak that everyone insults

Josuke has steak hair, man.

by TrueMudanity May 14, 2020

Llama Hair

A process that smoothly or fabulous just like a Llama's hair.

That move was llama hair, nothing went wrong.

by llamalicious99 November 17, 2020