The phenomenon where an individual intends to get a haircut, but reconsiders after performing a last minute evaluation of their hairstyle.
This is in fact your hair exhibiting existential dread and influencing you into extending its lifetime.
This is in fact your hair exhibiting existential dread and influencing you into extending its lifetime.
Aaron: "Well i have a hair cut booked 15 minutes from now but i dont think im going to go because by hair looks absolutley fantastic right now."
Matt: "Thats your hair fear talking, you have to go to your haircut."
Matt: "Thats your hair fear talking, you have to go to your haircut."
by Abstract Sever November 9, 2017
Get the hair fearmug. by ProPrio April 15, 2020
Get the corona hairmug. by OliveSoupp October 18, 2010
Get the Hair Tumormug. hair with so much hairspray or gel that it looks like it is molded plastic (like Ken, as in Barbie and Ken). Usually refers to a man.
I used too much hairspray, now I have ken hair.
Man, hurricane Katrina couldn't mess up your Ken hair.
Man, hurricane Katrina couldn't mess up your Ken hair.
by Robert Pagnani December 18, 2007
Get the ken hairmug. by Gladdymum September 27, 2018
Get the Hair Dickmug. The green, slimy growth of what seems to resemble hair. Only found on what one can at best assume is the head of a hideous Schmig. The Schmig will always deny any claims of having such ‘hair’ and will get the ‘poos’ if the accuser is insistent.
by TheSpeakerOfTruth. March 23, 2020
Get the Booger Hairmug. by 11snehring September 26, 2010
Get the drunk hairmug.