Guido

A type of guy you would never think you would be fortunate enough to meet in your lifetime, and when you do, it feels like everything that was once confusing and scary is now known and comforting. He will always make you feel so special, like you are a one of a kind. He will mean the world to you and you will always find a new way to truly adore him and appreciate his presence in this world.

Everything seemed so confusing, until I met Guido. Then it all made sense.

by Phospin July 12, 2023

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Guido

A type of guy you would never think you would be fortunate enough to meet in your lifetime, and when you do, it feels like everything that was once confusing and scary is now known and comforting. He will always make you feel so special, like you are a one of a kind. He will mean the world to you and you will always find a new way to truly adore him and appreciate his presence in this world.

Everything was so confusing. but then I met Guido.

And it all makes sense now.

by Phospin July 12, 2023

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Guido’s Big Balls

An affectionate term for a Greek Adonis is an enormous set nut sack or hairy beanbags!

“Geez, look at the size of Guido’s Big Balls”!!!

by The Difficult One! August 13, 2023

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guido garmin

Ankle monitor

How did the cops find Carmine? His dumb ass left the house with that guido garmin on his ankle.

by anonymous August 20, 2023

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Guido

Referring to a man named Michael Weleski who is an Italian.

Damn Michael why are you such a guido

by J12mill12 January 17, 2020

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Guido

The replacement of the word “good” and “God”. May only be used in a good context. Cannot be used in negative context since Guido only wants positivity around!

Example:

Nash: I’m going to sleep now.

Ezra: I wish you a guido night.
Sylvio: May Guido bless you.

by JeongukAnti October 11, 2020

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