Gaveman

A man with the machismo of a caveman, and the esthetics of a gay man

1. Christ, John, that fart was horrible. You would think your Armani pants would make it smell like flowers, you gaveman.

2. I love the toilet paper doily, and the shallow bowl of potpourri in your bathroom. Hey gaveman, how long has this toilet been plugged?

3. Hey Gaveman! Do those fancy little puma's help you train for that big MMA fight?

by 7fw January 3, 2009

Grave dumping

To shit on ones grave

Guy 1: God, that guy's an asshole
Guy 2: Yeah, when he dies, we should grave dump him

Grave dumping

by _Jebus_ May 8, 2009

Gavel of Justice

A digital means of banning (removing privileges) someone unpleasant, a troll, or someone who broke the rules from posting on a particular web page. This power is usually bestowed to administrators (or admins) of that page.

She was acting up and calling me nasty names on my Facebook page, so I used the Gavel of Justice on her.

by WolfMeister June 12, 2012

Gravel hauler

Take a dump on someone's back and make them walk around on there hands and knees

hey jack I took a shit on the neighbor girls back yesterday and made her walk around on all fours like a gravel hauler

by Longdongwilly February 24, 2017

gravehop

Gravehop is a synonym of the idiom "digging your own grave" and can be used when someone is walking on thin ice by doing something dangerous

Kyle should stop train surfing because he's gravehoping

by mishufutea June 16, 2019

gravel

Refers to a revenge sex act, specifically, to consume grape nuts prior to performing oral sex on another individual. The intention is to cause physical pain.

I intended to have revenge sex with John, but then he graveled me.
No grapes, no nuts. What's the deal?

by majeweethis September 9, 2019

Ass Gravel

A severe form of butt cellulite, most likely fatal.

That girls got some BIG Ass Gravel!

Crusty crust.

by crustycrust December 9, 2010